He had a horrible memory of cuddling up to her in a corner booth at Clatty Pats nightclub, where such characters were ten a penny, while she explained she had changed her name to reflect her love of the Disney character, and an even worse memory of being pissed enough to find it endearing. While he desperately needed to end his eighteen-month spell marooned in the love desert, he didn’t want it to be through a one-night stand – particularly given his disastrous last two flings before the barren patch began.Īfter the first of those one-nighters, he’d woken to the morning sunlight glinting off the facial fuzz of a snoring heavyset woman with a tattoo of Pocahontas on her shoulder. Despite the unfamiliar surroundings, his first feeling was one of relief. He groped around for a warm body, and found he was alone in a single bed. He vaguely wondered if he had overindulged, which would explain the stinking headache, and ended up getting lucky. When he hauled open his eyelids, a sterile white ceiling greeted him. Terry fought his way out from the deep morass of unconsciousness that kept trying to suck him back down into its murky depths. To learn more about Apocalypse Cow, visit: Martin’s Griffin 6-5 $14.99 Trade Paperback Original), the fate of a nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his math teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one.Īs Britain descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and ultimately save the world? Dear God, help us all." But it would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. "It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. This is the story behind Michael Logan's recently released novel, Apocalypse Cow, and we've been provided with an exclusive excerpt to share with Daily Dead readers. So, come along for a good ol’fashion western of a time in this yet to be filmed, cinema experience of yesteryear.Mad cow disease is nothing compared to an epidemic that turns Britain's livestock into flesh-eating zombies. You will have to watch the movie we haven’t made yet. Our local hero, CJ Packard and his Sidekick Holstein, will have to do everything they can to thwart the evil Fiddelman.Īlong for the ride is Packard’s crush, the young voluptuous Molly Malone, as well as the owner of the saloon and the preacher of the first church Pilgarlic, PP Whiplash.Ĭhaos, lockdowns and stimulus checks ensue when the virus crosses over from the cows to Cow Tipper, a local rancher, but we are not going to tell you how just yet. They have created a virus to infect the towns unsuspecting ranchers, in hopes of stealing their fertile lands. A quiet little place that was once a bustling mining town which has found new fortunes and opportunities in cattle.įiddelman, an evil cattle baron and owner of the local newspaper, together with his Mad Scientist Ivanoski, have set forth a diabolical plot. Apocalypse Cowboy, a blend of Blazing Saddles and A Million Ways to die in the West and the winner of the 2020 Lone Pine Film Festival that never happened is an irreverent comedy from the Dirty Brown Bros (Aaron and Jason) who once held an Emmy and the infamous Chris Langley who well is Chris Langley.
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